Tales From the Backseat

Boykid does some of his most profound thinking from the backseat of my car on the way to and from work. Today he wanteds to know why there was a hospital just for men. I thought I hadn't heard him properly, but when I asked him the repeat the question was the same. I told him that there was no hospital just for men, that there was a Women's College Hospital but that was mostly for childbirth and whatnot.

Boykid then asked why the Radio said that there was a men's hospital if it wasn't true. I tild him that the radio wouldn't have said such a thing, that he must be mistaken. He insisted that the radio did say it and that he hears it all the time during commercials.

"OK then" I said, "what is the name of this supposed hosptital?"
Without hesitation he replied "The Hurts a Guy Institute."

It took me a minute...